1 00:00:09,017 --> 00:00:11,574 Hello, and welcome back to Dueling Pencils, 2 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:14,869 the only podcast where one story always has two sides. 3 00:00:14,873 --> 00:00:18,957 Today, filling in for my usual co-host is Esmeralda Grand, 4 00:00:18,961 --> 00:00:21,000 editor of TTT Online. 5 00:00:21,004 --> 00:00:24,420 Thank you, Ned. Ciao, Toledo, I love you. 6 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:26,923 Today's topic is fragrances. 7 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,675 Are they a must or are they a bust? 8 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:29,842 Let's find out. 9 00:00:29,846 --> 00:00:31,678 I say if I can smell you 10 00:00:31,682 --> 00:00:32,845 before I can see you, 11 00:00:32,849 --> 00:00:34,180 you're making a big mistake. 12 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:36,703 Same. Agree. Good point, Ned. 13 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:40,979 You're also welcome to offer a counterpoint. 14 00:00:40,983 --> 00:00:44,065 Oh, I thought because they were both pencils... 15 00:00:44,069 --> 00:00:45,400 No, they're dueling pencils. 16 00:00:45,404 --> 00:00:47,277 Of course they're doodling, they're pencils. 17 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,362 Not doodling, dueling pencils. 18 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:51,030 -What's "dueling"? -Dueling is fighting. 19 00:00:51,034 --> 00:00:52,365 Your people invented it. 20 00:00:52,369 --> 00:00:54,242 Did you listen to the episodes that I sent you? 21 00:00:54,246 --> 00:00:55,994 Or read the name of the podcast? It's on the mug. 22 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:59,497 Why not call it "Pen and Pencil"? Those are opposites. 23 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:02,208 Just disagree with me. I say, "Fragrances are bad." 24 00:01:02,212 --> 00:01:04,002 -You say... -Fragrances are good 25 00:01:04,006 --> 00:01:05,169 and you smell like shit. 26 00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:06,537 I win. Next topic. 27 00:01:06,541 --> 00:01:09,799 Welcome to Dueling Pencils. My usual co-host is out today, 28 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:13,511 so I am joined by local radio legend, Salty Peanuts. 29 00:01:13,515 --> 00:01:15,805 It's Salty Peanuts, WBRT, the Bert. 30 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,473 We're not on that right now. 31 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,267 Fragrances is the topic of the day, 32 00:01:19,271 --> 00:01:20,768 and Salty, I don't like 'em. 33 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:23,354 Yeah, fragrances, you know what, fragrances and rights. 34 00:01:23,358 --> 00:01:25,857 Women have too many of both of them, eh? 35 00:01:25,861 --> 00:01:28,151 These opinions, by the way, are mine alone, 36 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,424 and are not shared by WBRT, the Bert. 37 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,094 -You're an awful person. -I know. 38 00:01:35,037 --> 00:01:36,179 I know. 39 00:01:36,913 --> 00:01:39,120 Welcome to Dueling Pencil. 40 00:01:39,124 --> 00:01:40,705 I am your host Ned Sampson, 41 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,999 fragrances. 42 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:47,482 Listener, I don't like 'em. But also, I get it. 43 00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:22,872 I haven't felt great the last two weeks. 44 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,624 I'm not sure what it is. 45 00:02:25,796 --> 00:02:27,752 {\an8}Might be connected to the flu shot 46 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:30,296 {\an8}that Ann made us all get to protect Marv. 47 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,632 {\an8}I mean, I'll feel bad if that's what it is 48 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:35,635 {\an8}because it seems kind of anti-vaxx. 49 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,908 {\an8}My body is usually very pro-science. 50 00:02:39,309 --> 00:02:41,224 A parasite from the cat that I got 51 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,559 to make my apartment feel less lonely. 52 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,144 That's been the worst part, though. 53 00:02:45,148 --> 00:02:47,980 Everyone in the office finding out about me and Mare 54 00:02:47,984 --> 00:02:49,628 at the same time we broke up. 55 00:02:51,697 --> 00:02:54,821 -How long have you been there? -As long as you need me. 56 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:56,739 -You're gonna get through this. -Father God, 57 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,325 I just commit Ned Sampson in your hands. 58 00:02:59,329 --> 00:03:01,911 No. I'm not praying for him. 59 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,621 He just patted me on the back yesterday, 60 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,665 and I hate that, so this is payback. 61 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:09,377 Okay. You're good. And you will get through this. 62 00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:10,816 You are strong. 63 00:03:14,636 --> 00:03:17,719 Yeah, the rumors died down. Which is nice. 64 00:03:17,723 --> 00:03:21,868 Except for the Joe Burrow one, but I don't really mind that. 65 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:24,016 It's been okay. 66 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,102 Yeah, I talked to Ned a week ago? 67 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,290 Week and a half? 68 00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:29,188 Um... 69 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:30,773 So I've been working with Todd 70 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,693 on this big investigative story that should be front page, 71 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:36,070 so it's kind of hard to think about anything else. 72 00:03:36,074 --> 00:03:38,364 You know, I think it's for the best. 73 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:42,201 Things were just getting so weird. 74 00:03:46,877 --> 00:03:47,807 Ooh! Look at you 75 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,543 handing off files like a little badass. 76 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:51,836 It's just paperwork. 77 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,527 I bet you could lift so much paper. 78 00:04:00,015 --> 00:04:02,138 It's 8:45 in the morning. 79 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,660 I'm so bad. 80 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:06,184 Detrick. 81 00:04:06,188 --> 00:04:07,977 I see. Everyone sees. 82 00:04:11,693 --> 00:04:13,649 These last couple of weeks have been incredible. 83 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,693 Ned and I, we've been going really hard 84 00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:17,445 on this Glass Club railing story. 85 00:04:17,449 --> 00:04:18,780 Oh, yeah, Detrick's kicking butt. 86 00:04:18,784 --> 00:04:21,949 We show the final draft to the lawyers today 87 00:04:21,953 --> 00:04:23,409 and then it hits the stands. 88 00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:26,579 Turns out, Desmond Sandoval was serving tables 89 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:27,997 on the day of the tornado. 90 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:30,666 But it wasn't a tornado or murder that got him. 91 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,252 A gust of wind grabbed a napkin from his tray, 92 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:34,712 threw it off the roof. 93 00:04:34,716 --> 00:04:36,589 He chased it and fell... 94 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:38,591 because the railing was too low. 95 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,551 Ned said it was better than murder. 96 00:04:40,555 --> 00:04:41,928 He said it was pervasive bribery 97 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,971 in the City Building Inspection Department. 98 00:04:43,975 --> 00:04:45,306 And that's our story. 99 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,433 Okay, stop it. Stop it. 100 00:04:53,944 --> 00:04:57,235 Nicole. Everything okay? 101 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:59,883 Mm-hmm! 102 00:05:01,117 --> 00:05:03,658 I don't know who New Cole is... 103 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:04,575 Phew... 104 00:05:04,579 --> 00:05:06,786 But she is a contender. 105 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:09,539 I recently started a relationship 106 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,624 with one of the wealthiest 107 00:05:11,628 --> 00:05:16,128 and most powerful men in Toledo, Dustin Bonacker. 108 00:05:16,132 --> 00:05:19,632 It's not romantic yet. 109 00:05:19,636 --> 00:05:22,844 And so the hours are from 7 p.m. to midnight, 110 00:05:22,848 --> 00:05:26,180 turning down his bed, giving him a bath. 111 00:05:26,184 --> 00:05:29,141 And the best part is that I can bring Matteo. 112 00:05:29,145 --> 00:05:32,144 And he has a nice, quiet place 113 00:05:32,148 --> 00:05:33,771 where he can have dinner 114 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:36,878 and do his homework in the laundry room. 115 00:05:38,196 --> 00:05:39,652 -Hey. -Hey. 116 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:42,572 Can we talk about what happened during the tornado? 117 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,240 {\an8}-Sorry. Sorry. -It's okay. 118 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,992 It's okay. It's okay. 119 00:05:45,996 --> 00:05:48,035 I don't think we need to talk about it. 120 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,121 -Like never...? -I don't think we ever 121 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,414 need to talk about it. 122 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:52,727 -Never. -Never. 123 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,003 -Okay. All right. -Okay then. Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:59,342 --> 00:06:00,610 Shit. 125 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,593 That's ridiculous. 126 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,032 Matteo got a C-minus in math. 127 00:06:07,809 --> 00:06:12,018 There is so much unfairness to boys in the school system. 128 00:06:12,022 --> 00:06:15,354 I think I need to do an Esmeralda Undercover 129 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:18,024 about this horrible social problem. 130 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:21,736 Oh. Esmeralda Undercover. 131 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:22,945 Every now and then, 132 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,114 Esmeralda likes to put on a disguise 133 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,700 to expose prejudice of various kinds. 134 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:30,328 She first tried one about weight discrimination. 135 00:06:30,332 --> 00:06:32,955 Everyone should be able to play. 136 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,728 Slides are for everyone. 137 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,796 See? Fat-phobic architecture. 138 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,131 Then she took on the plight 139 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,300 of the unattractive man in the dating world. 140 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,385 Hello, girls, I'm Frank. 141 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:47,887 Just because... 142 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:52,099 I'm not Marlon Brando, what should I do? 143 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:54,602 Hide in a hole and die? 144 00:06:54,606 --> 00:06:57,146 Why are you pointing your deodorant at me? 145 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,982 Needless to say, these pieces were never published. 146 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:03,611 She has a new one, and I'm very excited. 147 00:07:03,615 --> 00:07:05,780 All right, class, uh... 148 00:07:05,784 --> 00:07:08,908 I don't completely understand the situation, 149 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:13,621 but Principal Bourla says that a man named Dustin Bonacker 150 00:07:13,625 --> 00:07:16,499 has offered a financial donation 151 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:20,962 if we host a special visitor to our classroom this afternoon. 152 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:23,464 It seems a confused woman believes 153 00:07:23,468 --> 00:07:25,049 that she's a boy your age. 154 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,759 So I expect all of you 155 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,761 to behave with your usual... 156 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:31,117 politeness and kindness. 157 00:07:32,435 --> 00:07:34,183 -Okay. -Yo, bros. 158 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,185 -Hello. -Oh, God. 159 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:40,189 I'm Jayden. I'm transferring in from another school. 160 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,942 Moving sucks, right? No cap. 161 00:07:42,946 --> 00:07:46,612 I hope I'll be treated fairly, even if I'm a boy. 162 00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:48,280 I hope so too. 163 00:07:48,284 --> 00:07:51,909 -Can I sit next to you, man? -Please, no. 164 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,099 I appreciate you, man. 165 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,332 Wait, wait, that's your legal advice? 166 00:07:58,336 --> 00:08:01,627 What do you mean we have to cut the parts about the Glass Club? 167 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:04,922 The headline is "Glass Club Bribes City Inspectors." 168 00:08:04,926 --> 00:08:08,092 What should we change that to? "No One Bribes City Inspectors"? 169 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:10,428 -That would work. Perfect. -That would not make sen... 170 00:08:10,432 --> 00:08:12,346 I'm mocking you. Tell him. 171 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:15,099 -He's mocking you, Dante, Jesus. -No, I see that now. 172 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:19,103 The thing is, Marv, that you told the Glass Club in an email 173 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,647 that TTT would write no hostile stories about them 174 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:23,941 in order to ensure their continued advertising, 175 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:26,235 and that could be viewed as an implied contract. 176 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:30,156 That was to do with my misguided crusade, okay? 177 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:30,990 This is to do with 178 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,034 our correctly guided crime reporting. 179 00:08:33,038 --> 00:08:35,202 But it doesn't matter. A promise is a promise 180 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:36,954 and you made them a promise. In writing. 181 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,414 It's an implied contract. 182 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:41,083 But an implied contract has the same legal strength. 183 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,460 You know what, Dante, 184 00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:44,170 stick to toilet paper. 185 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:45,838 You get one parking space... 186 00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,506 that's uncovered, 187 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:48,674 -in the front... -Sorry. 188 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:50,051 And it comes with in-unit laundry. 189 00:08:50,055 --> 00:08:50,951 No need for coins. 190 00:08:50,955 --> 00:08:53,262 Uh, the laundromat's a little sketchy. 191 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,097 I am literally outraged. 192 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,933 We made so many sacrifices to get the truth out there. 193 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,770 My best reporter was sent to another city. 194 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,855 This is... It's so hot in here. Are you hot? 195 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:05,024 Nice job, Dante. You worried the man sick. 196 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:07,401 No, I didn't. I did absolutely nothing of the kind. 197 00:09:07,405 --> 00:09:11,030 Listen to your tone. You deliver bad news with such zeal. 198 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:12,698 -Oh! Oh, no! Ooh! -Oh! 199 00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:13,866 Call an ambulance. 200 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,367 -Ned. Elevate his legs. -Oh! Uh... 201 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:17,119 That doesn't look good. I wouldn't touch him 202 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,323 if I were you. 203 00:09:21,419 --> 00:09:23,751 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 204 00:09:27,092 --> 00:09:28,422 -Hey. -Hey. 205 00:09:28,426 --> 00:09:30,466 I came as soon as I got your call. 206 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,301 I don't know what's going on here, 207 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,636 but if it's the worst, 208 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:34,929 I want you to write my obituary. 209 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,201 Ned, what's happening? 210 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,849 Whoa. 211 00:09:38,853 --> 00:09:40,768 -I know. -What's going on? 212 00:09:40,772 --> 00:09:43,666 They don't know. They think it might be my heart. 213 00:09:54,285 --> 00:09:56,909 I just... I'm so sorry that we had a fight. 214 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,035 That was all my fault. 215 00:09:58,039 --> 00:09:59,370 Everything was all my fault, 216 00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:01,455 and I'm just so happy... 217 00:10:01,459 --> 00:10:03,707 That I get to die looking at your face. 218 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:05,251 -Don't talk like that. -Listen to me. 219 00:10:05,255 --> 00:10:07,920 If I come back as somebody else, 220 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:09,922 -I will come and find you, okay? -Okay. 221 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:12,299 If you get a call from a college-aged guy 222 00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:14,760 when you're in your fifties, take the call. 223 00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:16,679 -Ned... -Answer all your calls. 224 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,681 Okay. Let's just focus 225 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:20,432 -on getting you better. -Mm-hmm. 226 00:10:20,436 --> 00:10:21,976 God, I can't believe the timing on this. 227 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:24,478 I was just about to sign a six-month lease. 228 00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:25,667 Really? 229 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,274 But you won't now? 230 00:10:28,278 --> 00:10:31,110 -Mr. Sampson? -Oh... Yes, Doctor. 231 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,612 Glad you're awake. As we suspected, 232 00:10:33,616 --> 00:10:36,740 tests confirm exposure to toxic mold. 233 00:10:36,744 --> 00:10:39,160 Ned. Jesus. 234 00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:41,745 No, no. Just a simple allergy to mold. 235 00:10:41,749 --> 00:10:45,166 I see you're responding well to the medication we gave you. 236 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,710 Um, Doctor, what meds is he on? 237 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:48,711 Benadryl. 238 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:50,004 -Oh... -Oh... 239 00:10:50,008 --> 00:10:52,381 We're sure it's not a heart blockage? 240 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,091 I think there was some talk of that. 241 00:10:54,095 --> 00:10:56,177 No, no, that was just from you. 242 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:57,156 Oh. 243 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:02,516 Hey, Ned, I-I think I found what was making you sick. 244 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,685 -Oh. -Nurse? 245 00:11:04,689 --> 00:11:06,187 Smells kind of funky. 246 00:11:06,191 --> 00:11:07,521 Ooh. 247 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,377 -My God. -Thank you. 248 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,785 Hm... 249 00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:23,370 What was it, I wonder. 250 00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:25,915 It was a blueberry muffin from The Granary. 251 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,708 It's a present I left on your desk. 252 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,314 Monday after the awards. 253 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,381 Ah. Yep, mold. 254 00:11:34,385 --> 00:11:35,507 Oh. 255 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:38,302 -With a cute note. -Right. 256 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:40,408 -What did it say? -Doesn't matter. 257 00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:48,312 What's this for? 258 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,752 I'm not supposed to talk about it. 259 00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,742 So, when you have, like, what you have, 260 00:12:01,746 --> 00:12:03,244 are you allowed to drive yourself? 261 00:12:03,248 --> 00:12:06,121 No, of course not. I'm not 16. Yet. 262 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,792 In the place where you live, are there other people like you? 263 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:12,670 Oh, you're asking if I have a bro-bro? 264 00:12:12,674 --> 00:12:15,256 Yeah, he just turned 47. 265 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:18,425 He's cool, I guess. We could be closer. 266 00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:19,843 Do you drink beer? 267 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:22,513 Of course not, I'm a woman. I drink wine. 268 00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:26,267 Yeah, no, I-I drink juice. I'm a kid, you know? 269 00:12:27,071 --> 00:12:29,979 Guys, we all drink juice. Dudes. 270 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,730 Let me get this straight. 271 00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,190 -I left you a gift... -Mm-hmm. 272 00:12:33,194 --> 00:12:34,775 -On your desk... -Mm-hmm. 273 00:12:34,779 --> 00:12:38,404 That you never opened, then obviously forgot about. 274 00:12:38,408 --> 00:12:40,364 Because you don't want anyone to know I was your girlfriend? 275 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,992 -I intended to open it. -Who does that? 276 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,868 To be fair, it was behind some stuff on a shelf. 277 00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,078 -Detrick... -Very easy to miss. 278 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,538 Do not defend him right now. 279 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,456 -Thank you, Detrick. -This is all you, Ned, okay. 280 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,208 This, this is the mold of indecision. 281 00:12:51,212 --> 00:12:53,711 That is very well put, but I disagree. 282 00:12:53,715 --> 00:12:55,254 It is the mold of restraint. 283 00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:56,839 -That's a noble mold. -Restraint? 284 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,425 You were just worrying how dating me would make you look. 285 00:12:59,429 --> 00:13:01,093 -Just admit it. -No, I was worried about 286 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,970 how dating me would make you look. 287 00:13:02,974 --> 00:13:05,431 -What? -I've dated plenty of nurses. 288 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,099 It always works out. 289 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:09,476 -Thank you. -Jesus Christ. 290 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,711 If I was important to you, 291 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:14,002 you would've opened my gift that day instead of ignoring me. 292 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,776 All right, give me the muffin. 293 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:18,861 -No, Ned. -No. Sir, no. 294 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,195 Step back! Step back! 295 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,655 Don't eat the muffin. Don't eat... 296 00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:22,656 I'm happy to eat it. 297 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,907 I'm happy to eat the muffin. 298 00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,159 Don't eat it now. Don't eat it. 299 00:13:25,163 --> 00:13:26,410 No. Ned! 300 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,203 -Oh, that is awful. -Stop! 301 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,081 -You're being an asshole. -Ned, you're insane. 302 00:13:31,085 --> 00:13:32,541 -Just cough it up. -Put two fingers in. 303 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,084 There we go, there we go. 304 00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:35,336 My jaws are weak. 305 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,296 What did you put in that Benadryl? 306 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,672 Yo, bros. 307 00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:40,174 Tell me about the teacher. 308 00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:43,302 I'm just asking as a kid, not some dumb journalist. 309 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,763 Is she unfair to all boys? 310 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:48,119 Or just that squirt with a big head? 311 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:52,686 Hey, guys, sorry my mom's nuts. 312 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:57,566 Your mom's not nuts, she just has problems, you know? 313 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,276 -One second. -Bullshit. 314 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,694 Just trying to stop this. 315 00:14:00,698 --> 00:14:02,696 That's bullshit, man. 316 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,365 Hey, Mom? Mom. 317 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:07,493 Maybe you could just chill out a little bit? 318 00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:08,994 Who are you, huh? 319 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,288 You can't call another boy "Mom"... 320 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:13,707 -Stop pushing me. -and not get pounded. 321 00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:15,209 -Stop. -He calls the mom. 322 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:18,837 -Hey, Jayden. Chill out. -Do you miss your mom so much? 323 00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,881 -You little punk. You little... -Son. 324 00:14:20,885 --> 00:14:22,174 Enough. 325 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,801 -Okay... -Stop! 326 00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:25,803 You're the one who volunteered to move to a different city. 327 00:14:25,807 --> 00:14:28,972 Oh, come on. That was something I blurted out in the moment. 328 00:14:28,976 --> 00:14:31,058 You're the one whose thoughtlessness 329 00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:33,289 has literally hospitalized you. 330 00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:37,189 All right, look, I didn't forget about your gift... 331 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,691 -Then what? -or not care about it, okay? 332 00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:41,652 I was saving it. 333 00:14:41,656 --> 00:14:43,091 Until I really earned it. 334 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,531 It was gonna be my reward. 335 00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:48,346 For when we finished the Glass Club crusade. 336 00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,996 I just... Anyone else, I would think, is full of shit, 337 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,373 but I weirdly believe you 338 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:57,230 for how specific and insane that logic is. 339 00:14:58,005 --> 00:14:59,440 Um... 340 00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:03,173 -I gotta go. -No. 341 00:15:03,177 --> 00:15:04,550 -I... -You just got here. 342 00:15:04,554 --> 00:15:06,218 I know, I have a long drive home, though. 343 00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:07,261 Don't... Don't leave. 344 00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:08,554 I-I have a lease to sign. 345 00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:10,180 Please. No, don't sign the lease. 346 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,036 Please don't sign the lease. 347 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,186 Fuck! 348 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:19,293 Don't get comfortable. We need the bed back now. 349 00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:26,384 Nope. 350 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,246 Should you be back at work? 351 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,539 I have dry mouth, dizziness, 352 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,583 and blurred vision, but I feel alive. 353 00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:39,334 -What's happening? -Nothing good. 354 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,836 Lawyer's still not budging. 355 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,338 We can still give the police everything we know. 356 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,798 And if they arrest the Glass Club members 357 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:47,384 who made the bribes, we can write about it then. 358 00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:49,470 Anybody could write about it then. 359 00:15:49,474 --> 00:15:52,097 Look, Marv, I worked really hard on this piece. 360 00:15:52,101 --> 00:15:54,766 I know. But you heard Dante. 361 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,518 Things don't always work out. 362 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,520 Sometimes you start in second place, 363 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,773 and you stay in second place, and you never get the girl. 364 00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:02,712 Wait. 365 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,821 Wait, Marv. What did you promise The Glass Club? 366 00:16:07,825 --> 00:16:08,947 What exactly? 367 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:10,199 I told them they can expect 368 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,742 no more negative articles 369 00:16:11,746 --> 00:16:13,160 from The Truth Teller. 370 00:16:13,164 --> 00:16:15,120 Did you say anything about The Chronicle? 371 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,267 No. 372 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,561 No, I didn't. 373 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:21,502 -I didn't. -Let's get in the car. 374 00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:25,693 Yes. Go make those Glass-holes pay. Yes. 375 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:33,931 -Bye. -Bye. 376 00:16:33,935 --> 00:16:35,182 -Bye. -Have fun. 377 00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:36,767 -Yeah. -Thank you. I'll see you later. 378 00:16:36,771 --> 00:16:38,435 -Bye. -See you. You're rolling it up. 379 00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:40,938 -Sorry. -Whee! 380 00:16:40,942 --> 00:16:42,773 -Just go. -Bye. 381 00:16:42,777 --> 00:16:44,170 Miss you already. 382 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,297 Whoo! See ya. 383 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:50,801 So, you're seeing that HR lady? 384 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,180 Um... A little bit. 385 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,598 Hm. 386 00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,749 You don't find her to be a little bit... 387 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,104 of a psycho? 388 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:04,753 Yeah, a little bit. 389 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,422 But you know, a little bit's okay. 390 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,569 I guess so... 391 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:12,615 I mean, obviously, it's none of my business, but... 392 00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,409 Nicole's nice too. 393 00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:20,269 Yeah, I know. I know. 394 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,938 Yeah. Maybe she has her head screwed on 395 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,168 a little tighter. 396 00:17:28,406 --> 00:17:30,571 Okay, dude, I don't even drink coffee, okay? 397 00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:33,156 And you should know this about me, so I'm sorry. 398 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,513 That's a chai tea latte. 399 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,912 Oh. Well, damn. I love chai tea. 400 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,789 And it's cold now. 401 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,791 You should have told me, you know? 402 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,459 Now I have to like nuke it in the microwave 403 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,961 like some kind of freaking heathen. 404 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,130 And you know that when you nuke it in a microwave, 405 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,548 it doesn't even taste as good 406 00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:51,800 because it's got all these cold spots, which suck. 407 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,302 And it's with coconut milk, 408 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,636 and you're welcome. 409 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,346 Thank you. 410 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,473 Okay, we can have one conversation about it. 411 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,559 For the time it takes for this tea to heat up. 412 00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,311 -You set it for a minute? -I hit quick start. 413 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,396 Okay, well, I guess first thing up on my end 414 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,982 is that I enjoy working with you. 415 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,275 -Thank you. -And I've liked 416 00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:09,484 -becoming friendly with you. -Mm. 417 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,861 I like your clothes, everything. 418 00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:12,988 -Thank you. -And a second thing is, um, 419 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,490 you know, I was being tossed around by that tornado, right? 420 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,534 -Uh-huh. -And I couldn't have done that 421 00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,515 with my body, even if I wanted to. 422 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,496 -Okay? -Mm-hmm. 423 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,394 And I couldn't have stopped. 424 00:18:24,962 --> 00:18:26,355 Even if I wanted to. 425 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:31,944 -Even if you wanted to? -Yeah. 426 00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:36,470 Oh. Okay. 427 00:18:36,474 --> 00:18:38,055 Okay, well, I think we're leaving 428 00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:41,475 some things on the table, but let's call that progress. 429 00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:42,643 -Sure. -Okay. 430 00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:44,519 All right. 431 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:49,295 I, uh, believe tornadoes are real now... 432 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,716 I get why people chase them. 433 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:05,957 Jayden, you're new here, 434 00:19:05,961 --> 00:19:10,629 but Matteo knows we have a strict no fighting policy. 435 00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:11,897 Yeah, he knows, man. 436 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:18,011 But I think it's really unfair of the teacher to narc on us. 437 00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:21,556 Because we were barely fighting, and it was my fault. 438 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:26,103 So I think Matteo should get a boost to his grades 439 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:29,523 for all the trouble that we're putting him through, man. 440 00:19:29,527 --> 00:19:34,486 Yeah. Jayden, what the teachers have observed today 441 00:19:34,490 --> 00:19:37,864 is that you are too smart for middle school. 442 00:19:37,868 --> 00:19:41,159 Uh, we all think you belong in college. 443 00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:42,744 -Really? -Yeah. 444 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,747 I couldn't be kept in middle school for long. 445 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,624 I'm too smart. 446 00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:51,795 So... off to college you go. 447 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:55,048 -Oh. I see it now. -Yeah. 448 00:19:55,052 --> 00:19:56,633 I'm a genius, man. 449 00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:57,926 We gotta say goodbye 450 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,887 to our new very special friend, Jayden. 451 00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:03,682 -Bye, Jayden. -It was nice meeting you. 452 00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:05,225 I hope you get the help you need. 453 00:20:05,229 --> 00:20:06,560 We all think you're a kid. 454 00:20:06,564 --> 00:20:08,103 Thank you, bro. 455 00:20:09,316 --> 00:20:11,189 I will never forget you, my dudes. 456 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,358 Bye, Jacob. 457 00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,693 I like this school. 458 00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,153 We have cool projects 459 00:20:16,157 --> 00:20:17,487 that really make you think. 460 00:20:17,491 --> 00:20:18,864 My brother. 461 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,825 The one today really had an impact on us kids. 462 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,599 Liam, I know we had issues, but you are cool. 463 00:20:27,168 --> 00:20:29,499 It taught us something about sensitivity 464 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,877 towards the mentally ill. 465 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,879 I really wanted to judge her at first. 466 00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:35,297 Text me! 467 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,798 But then it made me feel 468 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,384 I should apologize to my stepdad. 469 00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,887 I really take him for granted. 470 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:44,660 Hey, bud. 471 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,892 -Hey. -Hey. 472 00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:49,561 -How was your day? -It was good, Dad. 473 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:52,022 -How was yours? -Yeah. 474 00:20:52,026 --> 00:20:53,064 Good. 475 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,280 This place is fancy. 476 00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:01,969 -Do you see her? -No. 477 00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:05,431 Mare? 478 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,684 Mare! 479 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:10,895 Sorry. 480 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,461 Sorry... it's family. 481 00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:16,296 -Hey. -Hi. 482 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:17,631 -Missed you. -How you doing? 483 00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:19,049 -Can I talk to him really quick? -Sure. Yeah. 484 00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:21,426 -What's going on? -Yeah. Oh, so, um, I just... 485 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,345 I need to talk to you about something. 486 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,889 -So... -Um, I don't think I was clear. 487 00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:28,099 Um... 488 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,352 I don't want some big, romantic gesture. 489 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,229 -I don't think... -Stop. Stop. 490 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:33,542 This is not about that. 491 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:36,942 Okay. S... 492 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:39,569 Then what are you doing here? 493 00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:41,738 You liked our new Glass Club piece, right? 494 00:21:41,742 --> 00:21:43,907 Yeah. It was one in a million. 495 00:21:43,911 --> 00:21:46,618 It made me, honestly, very jealous. 496 00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,162 Yeah, so we can't put it out in Toledo. 497 00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:54,104 So I-I want you to take it and put it out here instead. 498 00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:56,816 In The Chronicle. 499 00:21:58,259 --> 00:22:00,340 Okay. Um... 500 00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:02,613 With one condition. 501 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,930 Come on, dude, I'm not getting back with you 502 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:08,849 -over a byline. -Not that, no. 503 00:22:08,853 --> 00:22:10,308 You have to share credit. 504 00:22:10,312 --> 00:22:13,103 With Detrick. Okay? He worked really hard on it, 505 00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:16,022 but we both agree that if you took a pass on it, 506 00:22:16,026 --> 00:22:17,211 it could be next level. 507 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:18,875 Um... 508 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:23,363 -Say yes. -Yeah, let me talk to Dan. Okay? 509 00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,553 -Tell him I said hi. -That's... 510 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,025 -Hi, Detrick. -Oh, shit. 511 00:22:41,218 --> 00:22:42,549 What are you doing here? 512 00:22:42,553 --> 00:22:44,467 Well, I saw you were leaving from work, 513 00:22:44,471 --> 00:22:45,990 so I followed you. 514 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:49,055 -Two hundred miles? -Yeah. 515 00:22:49,059 --> 00:22:51,537 I just wanted to give you this. 516 00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:54,561 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... Nicole. 517 00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:55,562 What are you doing? 518 00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:57,167 Oh, shit! 519 00:22:58,152 --> 00:23:00,233 Bang, bang. 520 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:06,844 Salted nuts, your favorite. In case you get hungry. 521 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,577 Thank you. Um... 522 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,683 I'm not sure I understand what this is. 523 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:17,417 I saw that you started hanging out with Lisa. 524 00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:18,981 I'm super happy for you. 525 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:23,298 Thank you. I really appreciate you. 526 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:26,384 I mean this. Appreciate you bringing me this. 527 00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:28,699 Okay. Good. 528 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,744 Um... See you at work? 529 00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:33,558 Maybe. 530 00:23:33,562 --> 00:23:36,436 See you. 531 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,355 Whoo! Go get it. Have fun. 532 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:40,899 Hey! 533 00:23:40,903 --> 00:23:42,776 That's my car. 534 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:45,820 That's my car, you crazy little bitch! 535 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,261 Maybe not. See ya. 536 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,210 Detrick, this is very good. 537 00:24:00,214 --> 00:24:02,045 You have written a story 538 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:06,341 about a low structural barrier, and you've made it interesting. 539 00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:07,425 Thank you. 540 00:24:07,429 --> 00:24:08,593 Criminally low. 541 00:24:08,597 --> 00:24:10,053 I think it's pretty good. 542 00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:13,327 Just, uh, make those changes we talked about, but... 543 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,769 Ho... 544 00:24:17,773 --> 00:24:19,145 Looks good to me. 545 00:24:19,149 --> 00:24:21,001 Oh... 546 00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:23,400 What's "NS"? 547 00:24:23,404 --> 00:24:24,442 New stuff. 548 00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:25,568 Non-story. Not a story. 549 00:24:25,572 --> 00:24:27,529 That is perfect. 550 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,364 -Should I send it? -Yes. 551 00:24:30,661 --> 00:24:31,804 Done. 552 00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:36,413 -It's good. It's really good. -Yes, it is. 553 00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:38,102 Oh, boy. 554 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:43,586 -Thank you. -Please. It was fun. 555 00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,734 Yeah. Yeah. 556 00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,029 You still gonna sign that lease? 557 00:24:50,597 --> 00:24:51,824 Maybe. 558 00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:55,994 Don't. 559 00:24:56,854 --> 00:24:59,602 Oh, come on. 560 00:24:59,606 --> 00:25:01,312 -What? -You can't look at me like that. 561 00:25:01,316 --> 00:25:03,836 -You can't do that. -You got the wrong look. 562 00:25:05,362 --> 00:25:08,611 I'm not looking at you like an ex-girlfriend. 563 00:25:08,615 --> 00:25:10,634 I'm looking at you like... 564 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:13,303 a great journalist. 565 00:25:14,329 --> 00:25:15,389 And it sucks. 566 00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,539 Because you can do that anywhere. 567 00:25:19,543 --> 00:25:23,460 You can do it here, or you can do it in Chicago, 568 00:25:23,464 --> 00:25:24,961 you could do it in Washington, 569 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,881 but you will never be more important to anywhere 570 00:25:27,885 --> 00:25:30,070 than you can be to your hometown. 571 00:25:31,221 --> 00:25:33,323 So I think you should come back. 572 00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:40,831 You really want me to come back as a journalist only? 573 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:43,834 That's all I'm asking. 574 00:25:47,863 --> 00:25:50,132 Okay. I'll think about it. 575 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,843 Okay. 576 00:25:54,369 --> 00:25:56,618 Dude, you look exhausted. 577 00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:57,994 Mm! 578 00:25:57,998 --> 00:25:59,746 Oh, come on, it's like 11 p.m. 579 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,164 By the time you get home, it'll be like 4. 580 00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:03,041 Do you wanna just come back to mine? 581 00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,313 You can crash on the couch. 582 00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:07,045 No funny business. 583 00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:08,755 I don't want any funny business. 584 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:09,881 -Oh. -I'm on Benadryl. 585 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:11,174 Wouldn't work anyway. 586 00:26:14,056 --> 00:26:16,679 -Buddy. -Dude. 587 00:26:16,683 --> 00:26:18,181 I was actually thinking that maybe 588 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,017 -because I nearly died today... -Oh, yeah. No, so close. 589 00:26:21,021 --> 00:26:22,685 Because of your awful gift, 590 00:26:22,689 --> 00:26:24,229 maybe you could crash on the couch? 591 00:26:24,233 --> 00:26:25,730 I don't know how you did that logic, but deal. 592 00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:26,856 Deal? 593 00:26:31,782 --> 00:26:33,363 Uh... All right. 594 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:34,760 So... 595 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,868 I had my own moment of clarity. 596 00:26:38,872 --> 00:26:41,308 {\an8}When she walked into my hospital room. 597 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,061 {\an8}I love her. 598 00:26:45,045 --> 00:26:46,396 {\an8}Can't live without her. 599 00:26:47,631 --> 00:26:49,003 {\an8}And if that's not something 600 00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,588 {\an8}that I can ever tell her, 601 00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:53,112 {\an8}then that'll have to be okay. 602 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,512 {\an8}It'll be torture, but as long as I can sit at my desk... 603 00:26:58,559 --> 00:26:59,889 {\an8}at our newspaper 604 00:26:59,893 --> 00:27:02,830 {\an8}and see her face through my office window... 605 00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:06,750 {\an8}I can handle anything. 606 00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:08,731 {\an8}Dude. 607 00:27:08,735 --> 00:27:10,066 {\an8}-Jesus. -I'm so tired. 608 00:27:10,070 --> 00:27:11,797 {\an8}-Can we go? -Yes. 609 00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:15,947 {\an8}-Yeah. -I looked it up. 610 00:27:15,951 --> 00:27:17,824 {\an8}The Best Western's like 99 bucks. 611 00:27:17,828 --> 00:27:20,055 {\an8}Don't think I won't drop your ass off. 612 00:27:24,168 --> 00:27:25,748 {\an8}Aah! Okay. 613 00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,000 {\an8}Jesus Christ. 614 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,150 {\an8}Stop it!